The Calling can Help You With Girls

I'll be the first to admit I'm crap when it comes to talking to girls. But now thanks to the Calling Gold Program I know I won't meet that special someone till I'm seventy and bed ridden with a broken hip. My wife will come to me in the form of a buxom caretaker named Rawanda. Until then the pressure's off. I shower once a week and when I go to the bars I don't even look at girls. In fact I found a group of men at one particular bar that don't like girls either. They're really nice and they give the best massages. Hey, it's nice not having to always be a Vince Vaugn or a Tony Parker. I'm Mickey, baby! The Calling Gold Program saved me years of rejection and STDs. And if you want to come and hang out with me and my "no girls allowed" club just stop by The Arch Duke on Van Nuys Blvd. Thursday nights you don't have to wear a shirt.

MF

The Gold Program

Hey, Mickey Finnegan here! I just wanted to tell you about how The Calling Gold Program has changed my life. I used to be on a little show in 80's called Operation Tiger Shark - an offshoot of the semi succsessful Cove Patrol franchise. Anhyhoo . . . I basically lived on craft services (catered food) which is high in carbs and tranny fats. I love catering just like the next guy - but with a constant diet of fatty foods and the stress that comes with being eight years old and having to do your own stunts - I had plenty of intestinal problems. Thanks to the Gold Program all of that has changed. Since then I have discovered that it has been my destiny to invest in a small Chinese doctor with a colon cleansing solution. I sought out Doctor Yu after consulting the Gold Program and my stool has never been smoother. I tell you my bowels have been moving like freight trains. Hell, some of those suckers are two flushers. I even saw some of my old freinds from the craft services days. So you see the solution came from the Calling. Had I gotten a lesser program like The Silver or Copper Program I probably would have just invested in a lot of figs. Thank you Gold Program and thank you Robert Stormhouse. Incidentally if you're interested in doctor Yu's program go to yupoopgood.com.

Have an exiting day!
Mickey

The Calling Introduction

I am Robert Stormhouse, Jr., Esq. I am also the current embodiment of the Calling, in which I channel the universe and its desires for all of us to see and hear.

Have you ever wanted to know what the secret is to life? The secret, despite what others say, is the Calling.

Many are waiting for the universe to respond, well I am that response. Everything you ever wanted - money, wealth, power, money, relationships, global warming, and personal happiness will be revealed, in time. All it takes are 5 easy steps, and acceptance into my Gold, Silver, or Bronze programs.

It's a wonderful program backed up by real scientific science, anecdotal evidence, and, of course, the amazing results achieved by real people. Join me and my fellow teachers: Matt Carlisle, Dr. Reinhardt Deepak Chinken, and The Great Osbo as we unlock the secrets that will save your life.